Oh, this is too funny!
I just got an email from a former co-worker who told me that on her drive in to work, she spied an unfortunate lump on the side of the road, which as she approached, she assumed was roadkill.
She heaved a sad sigh as her car neared the limp furry form of what appeared to be the final remains of a jaywalking squirrel. Only, at closer glance, it was not a squirrel.
It was a furry squirrel-like man's hairpiece. (Oh gosh, I'm laughing so hard it hurts!)
Ya gotta watch out when you drive with the top down in rush hour traffic.