Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Craigslist Therapy, LOL

We are laughing our heads off!!

A Pomello is a type of delicious citrus fruit, if you're not aware (I wasn't till a year ago...)

This is a direct cut and paste from the Craigslist ad we just read.

I can't stop laughing... (I've changed nothing but the location) Here it is...


Re: POMELLO TREE
WHO ever you are YOU stole all the fruit off my tree in (location deleted)
i hope you enjoy them as much i i was hoping too.
if you are starving ,stop by and i will give you most of the food in my kitchen .
i have two children and can go to church as they will give us free food.
just think if some red neck seen you stealing on his property you might have gone home with a rear end full a buck shot .
you could have recycled the lead for fishing sinkers.
unless you plan on stealing the fish also <--I'm seriously laughing...
have a good THANKSGIVING
500 dollar reward if they are covvicted for stealing,
200 dollar just to let me know who they are
i can handle it from there <----lololol

8 comments:

amanda o said...

wow...i like pomellos...but this is serious!

Country Girl said...

That is too funny. Thanks for giving as all a good laugh.

Donna said...

You reminded me of a Craigslist ad that made me laugh, so I made an entry out of it. Thanks for the idea!

~~gail~~aka: mooselovingmamabear said...

That is a "hoot"...thanks for making me laugh in the midst of Thanksgiving prep bedlam....

Robbyn said...

The funny thing is that so many citrus trees here in people's yards, etc, never get picked...hardly anyone uses their fruits, strangely, and they usually hang there till they fall and rot. Ours are so small they're still in pots, but they DO get used. Still chuckling over this woman's plight, though...lol

Shelby said...

I LOVE to laugh when I read stuff.. thanks!!!

Ottawa Gardener said...

Ooo boy. I wonder if the culprit reads craigslist. They seem to have other methods.

Shiloh Prairie Farm said...

Great post, that is too funny she would put it on Craigs list like that.