We are laughing our heads off!!
A Pomello is a type of delicious citrus fruit, if you're not aware (I wasn't till a year ago...)
This is a direct cut and paste from the Craigslist ad we just read.
I can't stop laughing... (I've changed nothing but the location) Here it is...
Re: POMELLO TREE
WHO ever you are YOU stole all the fruit off my tree in (location deleted)
i hope you enjoy them as much i i was hoping too.
if you are starving ,stop by and i will give you most of the food in my kitchen .
i have two children and can go to church as they will give us free food.
just think if some red neck seen you stealing on his property you might have gone home with a rear end full a buck shot .
you could have recycled the lead for fishing sinkers.
unless you plan on stealing the fish also <--I'm seriously laughing...
have a good THANKSGIVING
500 dollar reward if they are covvicted for stealing,
200 dollar just to let me know who they are
i can handle it from there <----lololol