We are laughing our heads off!!
A Pomello is a type of delicious citrus fruit, if you're not aware (I wasn't till a year ago...)
This is a direct cut and paste from the Craigslist ad we just read.
I can't stop laughing... (I've changed nothing but the location) Here it is...
Re: POMELLO TREE
WHO ever you are YOU stole all the fruit off my tree in (location deleted)
i hope you enjoy them as much i i was hoping too.
if you are starving ,stop by and i will give you most of the food in my kitchen .
i have two children and can go to church as they will give us free food.
just think if some red neck seen you stealing on his property you might have gone home with a rear end full a buck shot .
you could have recycled the lead for fishing sinkers.
unless you plan on stealing the fish also <--I'm seriously laughing...
have a good THANKSGIVING
500 dollar reward if they are covvicted for stealing,
200 dollar just to let me know who they are
i can handle it from there <----lololol
wow...i like pomellos...but this is serious!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny. Thanks for giving as all a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteYou reminded me of a Craigslist ad that made me laugh, so I made an entry out of it. Thanks for the idea!
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is that so many citrus trees here in people's yards, etc, never get picked...hardly anyone uses their fruits, strangely, and they usually hang there till they fall and rot. Ours are so small they're still in pots, but they DO get used. Still chuckling over this woman's plight, though...lol
ReplyDeleteI LOVE to laugh when I read stuff.. thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteOoo boy. I wonder if the culprit reads craigslist. They seem to have other methods.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, that is too funny she would put it on Craigs list like that.
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